I just had to share this before I went to bed this very early morning: I had a meeting at work the other day. I had taken real notes.....Before this meeting our department had a super huge lunch and everyone was stuffed....without further ado...Here is a portion of my notes....
WOW! I NEED TO KEEP WRITING SO THAT I WILL STAY AWAKE. WHERE IS THE CAFFEINE! I NEED SOMETHING. I'M GONNA' PASS OUT. WHEW! EVERY TIME I BLINK MY EYES THEY STICK! WONDER IF MY HEAD BANGS THE TABLE. THAT WOULD HURT. GEE WHIZ! DR PEPPER, COKE, PEPSI AT THIS POINT I'LL SETTLE FOR A MOUNTAIN DEW. MAYBE CHERRY COKE/COLA GENERIC - RED HOTS, LEMON DROPS, GUM...MY FAVORITE!
Yes, I really wrote this down! I believed that if I just kept writing, no matter what I wrote, I would not fall asleep. I did blink once and I think I did doze off for a half second. I really wondered if I would conk my head on the table I was sitting at. I don't know if my head bopped or not but it felt like it. As far as Mountain Dew goes, if I say I would drink it that means I was really desperate. I haven't drank that since I was a kid and drank myself sick.
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